Welcome to Waverley - Home of...?

I received an email today eerily similar to the letters page of the Telegraph, where readers have been amusing each other by recalling town signs of the bizarre and unintentionally hilarious.

Well, today, the email I'm referring to asked for councillors' opinions on what the signs that welcome drivers to Waverley might say. There's currently around 50 of them sited on the borders of our borough, and what with Wrecclesham and Rowledge nudging Hampshire, we happen to have one of our own to consider.

All answers on a postcard to...