Sorry, could you say that again?

I know, I know - it's Wednesday and you (all 4 of you) are looking forward to reading the planning applications submitted in the past week. Looking forward to reading about Mr Blogg's extension, the conservatory on the back of the victorian terrace next door, and the latest block of 64 'exclusive' (and I really don't understand how they can be exclusive when anyone can buy them) apartments where a lovely large family home with half an acre of garden presently sits.

But, there are none. That's right - zero, nil, love (if you play tennis) - none. And I did search twice just to make sure.